Monday, March 24, 2008

"Starvation is Totally Hot"




Paris Hilton, on tour with her boyfriend Benji's band Good Charlotte, decided to show her humanitarian side by stopping at a South African orphanage long enough to pass out glossy promotional bikini photos of herself to the empoverished waifs. She visited with the children and offered sage wisdom telling one malnourished five year old "You are totally the perfect weight right now but watch the gruel. Those Red Cross dudes are totally pushing carbs." Comforting another child so sick that she could not even keep food down Hilton told her "I know it doesn't feel like it now, but if you live to be a teenager you are going to realize how totally lucky you are." I smell a premise: "Simple Life- Ethiopia."

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