Thoughts for the Day

Since dogs can hear frequencies that we cannot, do not scold your dog when he ignores you calling him. He may be right in the middle of a wicked fascinating radio talk show.

If you can kiss on the first or second date, and have intercourse on date three... how long do you have to wait until it's acceptable to start fist-fucking with boxing gloves?

How ironic is it that a dude from "Prison Break" is going to jail? It would be even more ironic if the accident happened in West Hollywood and he was on a a show called "Forcible Man on Man Anal Sex." Well, perhaps he can get some ideas for that pilot in jail.

They say that cancer is God's way of telling you to "slow down." They also say that tragedy is God's way of asking you how strong your faith is. If that's true, I think that third degree burns in your colon are God's way of saying "Curling irons weren't meant for that."

In Los Angeles, when your register to vote you can now opt between being on a list of automated selections for jury duty or appearing on a reality show hosted by Ant.