Pamela Anderson Lee- Rock- Soloman- TBD? has just divorced the third man in her quest to work all the way down Hollywood's list of highest risk blood donors. She was granted an annlument of her two month vagina-rental to former Paris Hilton videographer, Rick Soloman. Anderson requested the annulment on the grounds of fraud. What said fraud was has not been disclosed but I'm pretty sure it had something to do with Rick promising to "Love, honor and respect her acting ability."
Soloman is of course, best known for being both the penis from Paris Hilton's sex tape and the dick who sold it. Who would have thought that this marriage made in celebrity sex scandal heaven would implode so quickly? Well, everyone apparently but Pam and well, me. I had it lasting twelve weeks in the office pool.
To Anderson's credit, although she sees her divorce attorneys more often than her feet, she is getting better in her choice of men. She has gone from marrying a rich, sleazy, drunk guy who beats her up, to a rich, sleazy, drunk guy who beats up other people, to now a rich, sleazy, drunk guy who only video tapes sex with girlfriends and sells it on the internet so he can be richer and sleazier. All anyone can do is learn from their mistakes. I predict that within three more marriages she will have found a nice, normal, rich guy who just wants her to occasionally have sex with wealthy Asian business clients. But that’s me. I’m a romantic.
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