A company called "Pipedream Products" has introduced a line of celebrity blow-up love dolls featuring likenesses of Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Pamela Anderson, J Lo, Paris Hilton, Tori Spelling and Christina Aguilera. The owner of the company apparently got the idea for the plastic dolls after watching Alba's perfomance in "Good Luck Chuck." He said " I saw what she was doing on screen and thought, 'I can make an injection molded product that can convey more convincing emotion than that.' So, he did.
The hottest selling item? The Pamela Anderson toy that appears to be doing very brisk sales at Guitar Center. One salesman commented on why they carry the blow-up likeness of Tommy Lee, Bret Michaels and Kid Rock's former squeeze. "We sell training books and metronomes to help them practice what you you do to become a famous. These dolls will help them practice for what you're doing when your not famous anymore."
Perhaps the most interesting of the dolls is the "Sarah Jessica Porkher" which promises "Sex in the Shitty." Because the doll not only looks like Sarah Jessica Parker but it comes accessorized with a Blow-up closeted, broadway star husband for her to go back to when your done.
Plans are in the works to release a life size dolls of Lara Flynn Boyle and Mary Kate Olsen that would not require inflation at all.
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