Having sex is like riding a bike. Once your uncle teaches you, you never forget. No matter how much you spend on therapy.
I'm reasonably certain that most of 50 Cent's gun shot wounds are from disputes over feminist literature. I could be wrong.
Technically I think the "Children of the Corn" should be called "niblets." And then, how scary can they really be?
Sometimes sex makes me sad. Usually those are the times when I walk in on my girlfriend having it with someone else.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment