Do you think that Louis Farakhan's AIM handle is "Bitter Chocolate"?
The holidays always make me horny. In junior high my Christmas stocking was always crusty.
Did Doogie Howser invent blogging?
She said "We never talk anymore." I nodded in aggreement, lit a cigarette and stared out the window.
I'm fickle. I liked the part in "Patch Adams" where he dresses up like a clown and does magic tricks for sick kids. But I hated it when my proctologist did the same thing and started pulling a chain of handkerchiefs out of my ass.
I saw an ad today that promised a vehicle would make all of my "truck wishes" come true. Call me an urban snob, but I file "truck wishes" in the same category as "cousin sex fantasies" and "shotgun related party games."
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